Evil Dead 2

Sounds

Opening orchestral strains to the movie

Ash: What do you say we have some champagne, huh baby? Huh?
Linda: Sure…
Ash: After all, I’m a man and you’re a woman…at least last time I checked. Heh heh
Linda: Okay…

Professor Knowby: naturom demonto….The book..of the dead.

Professor Knowby: Kanda… Es-trada.. Montos… Ea-grets… Gat… Nos-feratos… Kanda… Amantos… Kanda
Linda: *Screams*
Ash: ….Linda?

Ash: *screams and wails*

Force sounds, Ash gasping

Evil Linda: Ahhhh! *has head chopped off*

Evil Linda: Even now we have your darling Linda’s soul! She suffers in torment!
Ash: You’re going down!

Evil Linda: That was a lie! And now she burns in hell!

Ash: Gotta…I gotta get a grip on myself here…

Evil Spirits: Joiiiin us!

Evil Linda: *laughs while Ash makes sounds of distress*

Ash: *Sounds of madness and distress as he breaks down and is unable to scream*

Evil Force: *howls*

Ash: I’m fine, I’m Fine.
Mirror Ash: I don’t think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound…fine? *evil cackling as he chokes Ash*

Mirror Ash: Does that sound…fine?

Mirror Ash: I don’t think so…

Evil Linda: Hello, lover!

Ash’s hand: *mewls and makes chittering sounds as he gasps in disgust and pain*

Ash: You…bastards! You dirty bastards! *Tearfully* give me back my hand!

Ash: *Tearfully* give me back my hand! Give me back my haaaaannnd!

Ash: Uh huh…that’s right…who’s laughing now?

Evil Hand: *skitters and taunts Ash as it evades his traps*
Ash: You sunuva – oh!

Ash: “You little sucker..”

Ash’s Hand: *Makes various sounds of distress as Ash shoots at it*

Evil Hand: *cackles and whines*
Ash: Here’s your new home. *drops trashcan over it*

Ash: Old Double barrel here, blow your butts to kingdom come!

Moose Head: *Laughs evily*

Ash: *hysterically, screaming*: Let me out! Let me out! There’s something down here!

Evil Henrietta: We are the things that were and shall be again! *evil laugh!* Spirits of the book! We want what is yours! Life! Dead by Dawn!
Demonic chorus: Dead by Dawn! Dead by Dawn! *laughter*

Deadite Voice: We live! We live still!

Ash: There’s something out there…that…witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives…out in those woods. In the dark, something…something that’s come back from the dead..

Annie: Father?
Professor Knowby’s Spirit: Annie….
Annie: *Chocked gasped*
Professor Knowby’s Spirit: There is a dark spirit here who wants to destroy you. Your salvation lies there….
*synth sounds*
PKS: …in the pages of the book. Recite the passages. Dispel the evil. Save my soul. And your own lives!
*Crashing evil force sounds*

Jake: Bobbie Jo!
*Force Sounds*
Jake: Bobbie
*Force sounds*
Jake: JOOOOOO!

Ash: *shivers*
Annie: What’s wrong?
Ash: Felt like someone…just walked over my grave…

Jake: Huh, That’s right! I’m running this show now.

Ash: No, you idiot!

Evil Ash: *demonic chuckle*

Evil Ash: Join Us!

Ash *seeing Linda’s pendant:* Oh no, no, whyyyyyyy!

Ash: No, no wait!
Annie: *shrieks as she tries to chop his head off*
Ash: Listen to me! I’m all right now! That thing is gone!

Annie: *buries hatchet into wall next to Ash’s head*
Ash: Damn it! I said I was all right! Are you listening to me? Do you hear what I’m saying? I’m all right!

Ash: Then let’s head down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch. (Reject in favor of below)

The sound of Ash turning on the workshed’s light

Ash: Groovy

Ash: *whistles*
Big Pee Wee Head: *monster sounds*
Ash: Let’s go!

*Music cue*
Evil Henrietta: I’ll swallow your soul!

Pee-wee Head: Hey! I’ll swallow your soul! I’ll swallow your soul! I’ll swallow your soul! I’ll *chokes as Ash steps on its neck*
Ash: Swallow this!
Pee-Wee Head: WAUGH!
Ash: *Shoots Pee-wee head*
Ash: *blows smoke from muzzle of gun, then spins it about and holsters it*
Annie: *sniffles*

Deadite Voice: We’ve won! We won! Victory is ours!

Ash: Don’t look at him, finish the passages! Get rid of it!

Ash: You did it, kid.

Knight Sam: Hail he who has come from the skies to deliver us from the terrors of the Deadites!
Knights: Hail! Hail! Hail!

Knights: Hail! Hail! Hail (Continuing as Ash cries):
Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!