The Evil Dead
Voice in the woods: Join us!
Ash and Scotty: (Laughs)
Scotty: Hey, Come here! I wanna show you something!
Scotty: This kind of looks like your old girlfriend. *Laughs*
Scotty: What are you, crazy?
Professor Knowby: I know now that my wife has become host to a Kandarian Demon. I fear that the only way to stop those possessed by the spirits of the book is through the act of bodily dismemberment. I flee now to avoid this horror but for myself I have seen the dark shadows moving in the woods and I have no doubt that whatever I have resurrected through this book is sure to come calling for me.
Professor Knowby: KANDA!
Professor Knowby: I fear that the only way to stop those possessed by the spirits of the book is through the act of bodily dismemberment.
Ash: What the hell was that? Are you trying to kill us?
Ash: What the hell happened to you? Cheryl, what’s the matter with you? Did something in the woods do this to you?
Cheryl: No, it was the woods themselves! They’re alive, Ashley! The trees, they’re alive!
Cheryl: I want to get out of here, I want to leave this place right now! Right now, Ashley!
Cheryl: Will you drive me into town or not?
Ash: What, right now?!
Cheryl: *breathes ‘yes, yes’*
Ash: Look, sure, sure, I’ll take you into town, but just listen to what you’re saying!
Cheryl: I don’t care how it sounds! I want to get out of this place right now!
Ash: Okay, you can stay somewhere in town tonight, eh?
Ash: Yeah, truly amazing
Linda and Shelly: *sounds of distress*
Evil Cheryl: Why have you disturbed our sleep? Awakened us from our ancient slumber?! You will die! Like the others before you. One by one we will take you *Assorted Deadite noises*
Cheryl: Four of Hearts…Eight of Spades…. Two of spades, jack of diamond, jack of clubs! *Deadite sounds*
Linda and Shelly: *Sounds of distress
Shelly: Why does she keep making those horrible noises?
Scotty: I don’t know!
Evil Cheryl: *Various Deadite Noises*
Shelly: And her eyes…dear god, what happened to her eyes?!
Evil Cheryl: *Demonic grunting*
Evil Cheryl: *Various Grunty Deadite noises*
Evil Shelly: Thank you. I don’t know what I would have done if I’d have remained on those hot coals, burning my pretty flesh. You have pretty skin. GIVE IT TO US!
Evil Cheryl: Soon you will all be like me. And then who will lock you up in a cellar? *cackles*
Evil Linda: We’re gonna get you, we’re gonna get you. Not another peep, time to go to sleep.
Evil Linda: *cackles*
Evil Cheryl: I’m all right now Ashley! *Cackles* Come on out to check on me, huh?! *cackles* I’m all right nowwww…it’s your sister Cheryl! *more demonic laughter*
Ash: Is there a way around the bridge?!
Scotty: There’s a way. A trail. But the trees, Ash, they know. Don’t you see, Ash? They’re alive!’
Scotty: Ash…Ash I don’t wanna die. You aren’t going to leave me, are you, Ash?
Evil Cheryl: *mockingly*: I don’t wanna die. You’re not going to leave me here, are you? Are you, Ash? *Cackling*
Evil Linda: *Cackling*
Evil Cheryl: Kill her if you can, lover boy!
Evil Cheryl and Linda: *cackling*
Ash: Oh you bastards. Why are you torturing me like this?! Why?!
Evil Cheryl: Join us…join us!
Evil Linda: *Cackling*
Evil Cheryl: It’s useless! Useless! (Garbled) will come for you! Will come for youuu!
Evil Cheryl: *Screams as she’s being stabbed*
Evil Cheryl: *Screaming as she’s melting*
*Force scream effect*
Evil Force: *Makes force noises*